Velvety Venom
Genre: Electronica / Experimental
Catalog Number: LR-2716948
Universal Product Code (UPC): 056870700335
© Lyricist: Daryl John Newton
© Master Recording Owner: DJnewton
© Year of Recording: 2025
Älien: Some Assembly Required is DJnewton’s genre-bending space-funk odyssey—a hilarious, existential journey through the oddities of human civilization, seen through the baffled eyes of extraterrestrials. Packed with ultra-funky accordion riffs, pulsing synth basslines and alien vocoder harmonies, this single and its companion tracks spin cosmic frustration into dancefloor-ready satire.
Sonic Architecture
From aliens lost in IKEA’s endless maze to political chaos and unexpected sidewalk hazards, the soundscape blends accordion funk with electro-chaos. Each track pulses with glitchy grooves, creating a cosmic playground that invites movement and laughter.
Emotional Depth
Beneath the fun is genuine bewilderment. These songs capture the alien outsider’s struggle with human absurdities:- from missing directions to searching for leaders and contending with Earth’s grimiest surprises. It’s satire loaded with heart and a wink toward shared confusion.
Genre Innovation
Electro, funk, sci-fi sounds and accordion swirl in seamless fusion. This project erases genre boundaries, pairing playful composition with cosmic groove to deliver a truly unique sonic experience.
Immersive Sound
Plug in and enter an alien world. Layers of synths, accordion, and vocals build a lush, immersive space that rewards repeat listens. It’s a journey through cosmic slapstick, bureaucracy, and funk fusion all rolled into one.
Track Highlights:
Älien: Some Assembly Required: An extraterrestrial encounter gone sideways:- confusion, missing instructions and a maze of showrooms set the stage.
Where Have Leaders Gone?: A search for capable leadership on Earth meets political chaos… and unexpected meatballs.
Alien Fiasco: A full-scale meltdown over humanity’s messiest hazard: sidewalk dog poop, alien style.
Älien: Some Assembly Required isn’t just fun and funk:- it’s cosmic satire with a groove that grabs you by the solar system. Ready to get lost in the maze?