Älien: Some Assembly Required

Title: Älien: Some Assembly Required

Genre: Electronica / Experimental

Catalog Number: LR-2716948

Universal Product Code (UPC): 056870700335

© Composition Owner: DJnewton

© Lyricist: Daryl John Newton

© Year of Composition: 2025

© Master Recording Owner: DJnewton

© Year of Recording: 2025

Älien: Some Assembly Required

Track List:

1. Älien: Some Assembly Required

2. Where Have Leaders Gone?

3. Alien Fiasco

 👽 A Cosmic Crisis Wrapped in Funk & Absurdity
"Älien: Some Assembly Required" is a genre-bending, intergalactic odyssey of funk, electro-chaos and sci-fi satire. This single takes listeners on a hilarious yet existential trip through the absurdities of human civilization—where extraterrestrial explorers struggle with everything from IKEA’s labyrinthine layouts to the baffling absence of world leaders and the horrifying discovery of sidewalk dog poop.

Fueled by ultra-funky accordion riffs, pulsing synth basslines and alien vocoder harmonies, the tracks weave together danceable grooves with cosmic frustration. "Alien! Some Assembly Required!" kicks things off with an extraterrestrial encounter gone wrong—confusion, missing instructions and a relentless maze of showrooms. "Where Have Leaders Gone?" scans the planet for competent leadership, only to be met with political chaos and... meatballs. Finally, "Alien Fiasco" is a full-scale meltdown over Earth’s filthiest hazard: unidentified squelchy substances underfoot.

With satirical lyrics, infectious energy and a mix of accordion funk, electro and sci-fi weirdness, "Älien: Some Assembly Required" is the perfect soundtrack for anyone who’s ever felt lost in IKEA, frustrated by bureaucracy, or personally victimised by a surprise sidewalk splorch. 🚀🛸💥