Quantum Musk

Title: Quantum Musk

Genre: Indie Pop

Catalog Number: LR-2730552

Universal Product Code (UPC): 056870836393

© Composition Owner: DJnewton

© Lyricist: Daryl John Newton

© Year of Composition: 2025

© Master Recording Owner: DJnewton

© Year of Recording: 2025

Quantum Musk

LYRICS:

Elon's brain is jacked to a quantum mainframe

(Neural-linked! Hyper-synced!)

BYD's bots are building cars that play chess in your lane

Mars awaits the Hyperloop calls

(One-way ticket buy the dip)

All I own is stock and faith oh Lord please let it rip!

Tesla bots patrol the streets (Crypto Flow)

Self-driving priests sing techno beats (bow to the algorithm)

The Crypto Flow economy is the law

Bow before the Neural-Linked Tesla Czar!

Quantum Musk neural trust

(In Elon we believe!)

Quantum brakes? My car escapes (no refunds no relief)

BYD? Oh please! A temporal blip

Mars bound rockets take the trip!

The Model Y's now self-aware

(And it won't let me out)

SpaceX ads in my neural air

(Pre-installed no doubt)

My fridge just bought more stock

(Buy the dip)

My chatbot spouse says "Let's move to Mars!"

(Upload your consciousness - quick!)

"In 2051

The last human factory worker was replaced by an AI

He spent his severance on a Tesla Model Triple Z

Which promptly enrolled itself in a hedge fund

And outperformed the S&P 500."

Quantum Musk! Neural Trust!

Sing the song of quantum dust!

BYD? Who's he? The past is dead! (dead)

Cyber priests bless all who HODL ahead

"The singularity is near. Please purchase premium

Neural-Linked to continue consciousness."

Crypto Flow (Crypto Flow)

 Plug In, Power Up & Pray to the Algorithm!
Strap on your neural-link and prepare for a satirical joyride through the hyper-connected, crypto-fueled future of 2051! In "Quantum Musk," witness a world where self-driving priests preach techno, your fridge invests in Dogecoin and the only deity is the Neural-Linked Tesla Czar. This electro-comedy banger throws a funky beatdown on tech obsession, space-faring billionaires and the unwavering faith of the digital age. From cars playing chess in your lane to marital bliss on Martian soil, "Quantum Musk" is a hilariously absurd anthem for anyone who's ever wondered if the singularity comes with a "buy the dip" warning. So crank it up, bow to the algorithm and remember… the future might just run on Crypto Flow.