1st-World Problems

Title: 1st-World Problems

Genre: Alternative

Catalog Number: LR-2717166

Universal Product Code (UPC): 056870702520

© Composition Owner: DJnewton

© Lyricist: Daryl John Newton

© Year of Composition: 2025

© Master Recording Owner: DJnewton

© Year of Recording: 2025

1st-World Problems

LYRICS:

Woe is me my coffee's cold

Life's unraveling, truth be told

Oh woe! My coffee's cold my Wi-Fi's dead!

(Oh no)

No likes on my cat's new TikTok thread!

(Cha chop it)

My charger's gone! My life's a mess!

(Such distress!)

Doomscrolling's hard with one percent left!

1st-World Problems! Struggle is real!

(Oh be)

Uber surged? My fare's no deal!

(A crime! A crime)

1st-World Problems! Life's so mean!

(Bom bom bom)

You forgot my ketchup? I'll scream, I'll scream!

My robot vacuum ate my sock!

(That's a shock)

Now I must sweep? What cruel mock!

(A mop mop mop)

The restaurant's full, I have to wait?

(They won't relate)

My brunch post failed, it's too late!

1st-World Problems! World's so mean!

(Mmm ha)

My Instagram filter looks too clean

1st-World Problems! This is the end!

(The end)

My phone's on one percent I can't defend!

My phone's on one percent this is the end

1st-World Problems! Struggle is real!

(But we)

Uber surged? My fare's no deal!

(A crime we)

1st-World Problems! Life's so mean!

(Bom bom)

You forgot my ketchup? I'll scream, I'll scream!

My phone's on one percent this is the end

 A Funky Meltdown for the Ages!
1st-World Problems is a high-energy funk-rock banger that turns life's pettiest inconveniences into full-scale meltdowns. Driven by scorching guitar riffs, groovy basslines and infectious hooks, this track transforms cold coffee, dead Wi-Fi and TikTok flops into anthemic, sing-along-worthy tragedies.
With tongue-in-cheek lyrics and an unstoppable groove, 1st-World Problems captures the absurdity of our digital-age drama—because let’s face it, when your phone’s at 1%, Uber's surge pricing is outrageous and your robot vacuum eats your sock… what else is there to do but scream?