Velvety Venom
Genre: Alternative
Catalog Number: LR-2717166
Universal Product Code (UPC): 056870702520
© Lyricist: Daryl John Newton
© Master Recording Owner: DJnewton
© Year of Recording: 2025
Petty dramas, power grooves. 1st-World Problems turns cold coffee and TikTok fails into an epic funk-rock meltdown. Scorching guitars, bass that won’t quit, and sing-along hooks collide with tongue-in-cheek lyrics:-proof that life’s little disasters sometimes deserve a full-blown anthem. If you’ve ever lost it over battery life, surge pricing, or a missing sauce packet, this one’s for you.
Sonic Architecture
This track is a shot of pure, groove-able chaos. Electric wire guitar riffs slash through funky basslines while the drums punch and bounce. The sound explodes with energy built for shouting your frustrations sky-high.
Emotional Depth
The struggle is real:- but let’s not pretend it’s anything but absurd. “1st-World Problems” leans hard into the comedy of modern inconvenience, giving voice (and a big, loud chorus) to our most trivial meltdowns. It’s a reminder to laugh when you want to scream.
Genre Innovation
Classic funk and heavy rock get a digital-age jolt. It’s all swagger, hooks, and sly humour:- a genre mash-up that doesn’t care about labels, as long as everyone’s up and moving.
Immersive Sound
Turn it up. This track was made for blasting: at parties, in cars, or anywhere trivial crises pile up. Every detail’s designed for impact:- massive guitars, stadium-sized choruses and enough groove to get even the most stressed-out listener dancing.
LYRICS:
Woe is me my coffee's cold
Life's unraveling, truth be told
Oh woe! My coffee's cold my Wi-Fi's dead!
(Oh no)
No likes on my cat's new TikTok thread!
(Cha chop it)
My charger's gone! My life's a mess!
(Such distress!)
Doomscrolling's hard with one percent left!
1st-World Problems! Struggle is real!
(Oh be)
Uber surged? My fare's no deal!
(A crime! A crime)
1st-World Problems! Life's so mean!
(Bom bom bom)
You forgot my ketchup? I'll scream, I'll scream!
My robot vacuum ate my sock!
(That's a shock)
Now I must sweep? What cruel mock!
(A mop mop mop)
The restaurant's full, I have to wait?
(They won't relate)
My brunch post failed, it's too late!
1st-World Problems! World's so mean!
(Mmm ha)
My Instagram filter looks too clean
1st-World Problems! This is the end!
(The end)
My phone's on one percent I can't defend!
My phone's on one percent this is the end
1st-World Problems! Struggle is real!
(But we)
Uber surged? My fare's no deal!
(A crime we)
1st-World Problems! Life's so mean!
(Bom bom)
You forgot my ketchup? I'll scream, I'll scream!
My phone's on one percent this is the end
It’s not the end of the world - but sometimes it feels like it. Plug in. Play loud.